Comedy Assassin Western t-shirt

"Comedy Assassin Western"- Any one of the 250 comedy asassins that dominate the Austin Comedy scene. They think they're gunslingers in the eternal fight against free speech. That's the actual joke. I went for a non-descript outlaw and town.

Comedy Killer t-shirt red

Comedy Killer t-shirt

Comedy Killer t-shirt flat

"Comedy Killer" - Another top 250 comedian who thinks of themselves as a killer on stage. In reality, they're only harming themselves by slowly killing their careers. It starts with an arm, but when does it end? I chose a pixelated 80's video game style.

Comedy Assassin Text t-shirt

"Comedy Assassin" - A top 250 comedian working mainly out of the Texas comedy scene. The cringe spills out from under their facade of free speech. The requested style is based on previous work I've done.

Comedy Assassin Primate hoodie

Comedy Assassin Primate hoodie

Comedy Assassin Primate t-shirt

"Comedy Assassin Primate" - The top 250 comedy assassins think of themselves as silent deadly hitmen of their craft. They turn out to be unevolved chimps in suits cosplaying as professionals. The style is of 70's sploitation film and art.

Austin Sacrifice t-shirt

"Austin Sacrifice" - When comedians made the move en mass to the new comedy Mecca of Austin, they seemed to change. Beware, they're amongst us! The style is a modern minimalist version of 70's/80's horror sci-fi.

Bomb Expert hoodie

Bomb Expert t-shirt

"Bomb Expert" - The top 250 think that bombing during a set is automatically a learning tool. That's only true if they can progress. Most continue to blow themselves up too much. Some damage isn't reversible. The style is an ode to 90's political ads.

Comedy Hitman t-shirt

"Comedy Hitman" - When the 250 take their standing and careers too seriously. Everything is fake and incredibly exaggerated. Even the cigarette isn't even lit. The style is of Miami minimalism.

Business Shark hoodie

"Business Shark" - The kind of brilliant businessman who gets sued for his scams and swindles. Thought of by himself as a Shark devouring Business deals. Truly just a dumb child masquerading as an adult. My normal style.